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So Me and Micha where think and we came up with this story

there is the lonely toliet that lives in a house with a family with no asses and only eats seaweed

so the toilet on the first day comeing 2 this new house is alright i so they don't go 2 the bathroom i had 2 go on a dite he said to him slef

by the end of the week the toliet was going nuts he was like i haven't eatten in for ever when will this family give me sumthing 2 eat or drink i need sumthing 2 eat so that night when the son of the family went to get a midnight snack of seaweed and salt water the toilet made a plan by laying a piece of sea on the site which he had put away just in case so like a dumbass the kid goes to get the piece of seaweed and then the toliet strike with brusting his pipes threw the wall forceing them around the kid forceing him to sit and do a number 2 on him but then he saw the kid's bottom he had no crack in his back the toliet started to freak oh by shooting water high up in the air and messing up all the house's pipes.

 the toliet wounder how the hell could sum one not have a fucking ass how the fuck whould the live  how the hell are they skinny shouldn't they be fat or sumthing ?

so while this all going on the father mother and the little sister all come into the bathroom all grabing at the toliet trying to free the boy

but the toliet was all like"POOP ON ME !!!" and the family is all like "we can't WE DON'T  HAVE ASSE'S !!!" "just rub in why don't u" the little sister says running away crying. then the mother left screaming "saying look at what u did now u ..u...u shit eater" The toilet replies " thank u laughing at this family of no asses

the little sister comes back in with a shoot gun the the mother comes back in with a sldge hammer  and they both say " EAT SHIT AND DIE ASSWHOLE" and start to beating the shit out of the toliet but not really since the toliet doesn't have shit in it since the toliet lives in a house of a family of no asses

With that said the toliet dies it let the son is free he run's t his room his father follows him to tend to his wounds

the the mother leves to go help the father with the little one still in the room pointing the shoot gun at the toliet beast saying " this is for the times i could have been done up the ass"  and put's another round into the toliet and walks away with :heroic music in the bac ground::  

Currently Playing Symphony: Alive IV [Limited Deluxe Edition] By Kiss see related

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Alright i got's a new story

there' was a man and he's all like hey u of da come hizher and i'm all like if u want me why don't u chaze me and he's like young man come her and i'm all like yo mo fo why don't u come he and he's all like alright i shall and he takes a step and is like "ahhh my hip "" and i'm all like haha u dumb fuck and he's like "young man i was trying 2 tell u  that u drop your keys "and i'm all like oh thanks dude and i ran away since  i don't know i just did and he's alll like "blarmiestones young man come back her  commmeee bacckkk" and i'm all like wait a sec i don't have keys ahh but the keys that i have in my hands where all shiny and i dind't want 2 give them a way plus i thought that they had powers since old ppl r always giveing away stuff that has scrects powers like that old dude from hairy potter with the beard so long that he can use it as toliet paper if he ever ran out

so then at night i try 2 open every door in new york city but it disn't work so then i tryed the other things that a kick would fit in like a fat man's ass or a dog's ass or a cat's ass or a clam's ass or a hippo ass but still no luck until i tryed the mother of all asses the bugrer boy's ass which open t a door with old frie wraps and ketcup packets then there was a lightt at the end of the tunnel and it was ronald mc donlad and he said that i'm the choosen one that i will tell everyone about mickey d's and how there food doesn't kill ppl but ppl who eat there food every day kills people yes yes and we will all live happily ever after

OR WILL WE ? ::dramtic music plays::

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Hey sup party people the other day was alot of fun i hung out with micha aka scoob-a steve and with everyone

i was all cofunsed since i thought we where going 2 go 2 te movies but the we all went 2 play pool at this arcade place which was fun since i haven't played pool for a while

but by time we got 2 the pool hall are crowd of people trun into a group which sucked since hagging out with everyone is alot more fun

soo tata for now

night night keep your butthole tight

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yo sup party ppl alright yesterday we went bowling and ashely told me the wrong place so i ended up going 2 maple lanes insted of mark lanes and who was there  ? aly  when u saw her it looked like she saw a ghost or sum thing 

but bowling was fun and hanging out with everyone without aly was  alot of fun

yooo whoz sick and tried of that dumb bitch aly cuz i know i'm ,i'm sick of her shit sick of her trying 2 be are frieinds and just plan sick and tried of her phsyco slef

she talks shit about everyone and then the next day think's everything is cool ....well it's not  i say he have a band aly club if you r all in just hit me back